Chem one-liners 04

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Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?A: Methylated Spirits!Q: How many atoms in a guacamole?A:Avocado's number.Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?A: Avogadros.Free radicals have revolutionized chemistry.These were printed on bumper stickers and given out at an American Chemical Society meeting 10 or 12 years ago: It takes alkynes to make a world."Take plenty of the dark purple solution", Tom offered, managnimously."This old pipe is rusty", said Tom, ironically.




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