Chem one-liners 02

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Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he'll change it three times, plot a straight line through the data, and then extrapolate to zero concentration."A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold."Isaac Asimov said that if you want to find a chemist, ask him/her to discuss the following words: 1) mole 2) unionized. As he so eloquently put it, "If he starts talking about furry animals and organized labor, keep walking."Make it myself? But I'm a physical organic chemist!Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.Acid is base.Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates."Scale keeps forming inside the kettle", complained Tom, recalcitrantly.




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