Top 24 Things To Do At A Movie Theater

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1. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.
2. Make finger puppets in front of the projector.
3.When gunshots ring out in the movie yell, "Bang! Bang!"
4. Stick a piece of popcorn to the end of your straw and shoot
it 6 rows ahead of you. (Works even better with unpopped kernels
and Juji fruits.)
5. Use a whoopee cushion. Nuff said.
6. Wear a top hat.
7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
8. Go, "Oooooooooooooohhhhh!" during the kissing scenes.
9. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
10. Make a noise like your passing gas and say, "Ahh...."
11. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can
have some Juji Fruits for your asthma.
12. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?"
13. When the bad guy is about to do something devious, yell at
the top of your lungs, "Watch out!"
14. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
15. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl's bathroom is
flooding.
16. If you've seen the movie before, at the climax, yell out
what happens next.
17. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink. ;)
18. wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell,
"I'm Batman! Ha! Ha!" and run away.
19. Yell, "FIRE!!!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
20. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on the
head of the man in front of you.
21. Say that this person can't sit next to you because your
invisible friend is sitting there.
22. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"
23. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then
quickly look back at the screen when they look at you. Then,
when they turn away, stare again.
24. See if you can get a sticky Juji fruit to stick to the
screen.




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