I Want to Live Forever



A guy found an old lamp, rubbed it, and out came a genie. The
genie said to make 3 wishes. So first he said, "I want to be
rich." All of the sudden his house was filled with gold. Next he
said, "I want all the women I want." He was surrounded by women.
Next he said, "I want to live forever!" The genie turns him into
the Energizer Bunny.




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