TV Surfing

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One day Jared was surfing the TV channels. He came to the first
channel and it was drag racing. Then he went to the second
channel and it was wrestling. Then he went to the third channel
and it was sewing. Then he went to the last channel and it was
TLC (The Learning Channel) and they were showing babies being
born.

So he went back to the first channel and this is how it sounded:
"And they're off! (changes channel )He's on top of her! She's on
top of him! (changes channel) In and out, in and out. (changes
channel) And the baby has safely been born."




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