Top 13 New Star Wars Movies

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13. Star Wars I: "Star Trek, the Next Generation" kisses our Jedi ass.

12. Just Hand Over the Wallet, and Nobody Gets Hurt

11. Springtime for Vader

10. Episode I: Mr. Lucas Wants A Bigger Boat

9. Obi Wan, Chaka Khan. Chaka Khan, Obi Wan.

8. Your turn, Steven.

7. The Toys-R-Us Christmas '99 Catalog

6. Boba Fett's Not In It So Don't Even Ask, Fanboy!!!!

5. Titanic *THIS*, Jim Cameron!

4. Star Wars I (Harrison Ford Not Included)

3. Star Wars: Yoda Man! No, Yoda Man!

2. There's Something About Money

1. Come To Papa, You Geeks




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