Sexually Sugestive Lines: Return of the Jedi



13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I
did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." (C3PO)

12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han)

11. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me
master." (Emperor)

10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)

9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)

8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of
Taanab." (Lando)

7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)

6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt,
you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)

5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can."
(Jerjerrod)
with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."(Darth)

4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost
got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han)
with "A little higher, just a little higher." (Lando)

3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)

2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)

1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)




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