15 Reasons Why Janeway is Better Than Picard

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1. Drinks coffee, not that sissy earl gray tea.

2. Beams down to the planet like real captains should.

3. Mutes the doctor when he gets out of line.

4. "Voyager" needs a female captain. Its captain must be willing to admit
they're lost and pull over for directions.

5. Hasn't quoted Shakespeare yet.

6. Isn't French with an English accent.

7. Janeway says "I don't like you!" to her enemies instead of trying to
convince them to behave better.

8. Janeway doesn't have any pesky Federation admirals to get in her way.

9. Three words: Compression Phaser Rifles.

10. Acknowledges freely when she breaks the prime directive instead of
trying to weasel her way out of it with philisophical ramblings.

11. Janeway's holograms create useful things like doctors and lungs.
Picard's holodecks create maniacal evil geniuses who yet again take over
the ship.

12. Her engineer doesn't wear a bannana clip over her eyes.

13. Doesn't have a counselor (thank god!)

14. Has mastered facial expression understood by all to mean, "Boy, Paris
are you ever stupid!"

15. Kes. Troi. No contest.




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