fat & ugly

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Yo moma's so fat that NASA had to orbit a sattelite around her
head!

Yo mama is so fat her 2 butt cheeks look like 2 pigs fighting
over a milk dud!

Yo moma is so ugly when she has to breast feed she has to knock
out the baby!

Yo moma is soo fat when you slap her thigh you can ride the
waves!

Yo moma is so fat when she went to London all the people started
singing "The London Bridge is falling down, falling down,
falling down."




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