Yo mamma

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Yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh

Yo mamma is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs there balls on her

Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it

Yo mamma is on a weight diet, cant wait to eat

Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating- shell try it

Yo mamma is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans!

Hey!!! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours




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