Your momma...

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your momma is so fat she stood on the scale and it said to be continued...
your momma so stupid she got locked up in mattres giant and slept on the floor.
your momma so stupid she clicked internet and it said u got mail so she went to check the mailbox.
your momma so fat she wore a yellow rain coat and someone yelled taxi.
your momma so stupid she asked for the number fo 911.




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