Yo mammas soooo ugly........

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-Yo mammas so ugly the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
-Yo mammas so fat, she cant even jump to conclusions.
-Yo mammas so tall, when she does a backflip, she kicks God in the face.
-Yo mammas so stupid, she locked herself in the restroom and pissed herself.
-Yo mammas so ugly, she had to wear make-up on the radio.




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