Yo Mamma is.....

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Yo mamma is so fat, when school busses drive by, she yells "Twinkies"!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she wore a hard hat to Wal Mart because it said
"Watch out for falling prices!"

Yo Mamma is so poor, I saw her diggin throught TOYS R US dumpster I said
what are you doing..she said Christmas shopping.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she came out of the water..people
said.."Hey..Free Willy"

Yo mamma is so dumb, the supermarket's sign said "Wet Floor"...so she did!




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