Yo Mama is so...

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YO MAMA is so ulgy your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry

Yo mama is so ugly when she passes by your bathroom, the toilet flushes

Yo mama is so ugly the prince eould rather live as a frog than kiss her

Yo mama is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama is so ugly when she was born, her mom said, "What a treasure!";and your dad said,"Yeah let's go burry it!"

Yo mama is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo mama is so fat when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight

Yo mama is so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo mama is so fat when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas

Yo mama is so fat when she farts she puts herself into an orbit

Yo mama is so fat her belly button has an echo.




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