Top five yo mamma jokes

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1.Your mums so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and died of hunger.

2. your mum is so dumb that she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor.

3.Your mum is so fat that when she was walking down the street wearing a yellow jacket someone called out "taxi taxi".

4. your mum is so fat that when she was walking on the beach the whales jumped out and started singing "we are family..."

5. Your mum is so fat that when she got in a lift and pressed the up button it went down.




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