That fat rat

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YOUR MOMA IS SO FAT......

............. THAT WHEN SHE SITS ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES COME OUT
............. THAT WHEN SHE PUTS ON A RED RAINCOAT SHE YELLS KOOL-AID
............. THAT SHE USES A VCR AS A BEEBER
............. THAT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND ITS HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN
............. THAT WHEN SHE PUTS ON A YELLOW RAINCOAT PEOPLE YELL TAXI
............. THAT WHEN SHE GOES TO THE ZOO ELEPHANTS THROW PEANUTS TO HER
............. THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO THE RESTERAUNT AND ASKED WHAT WAS ON
THE MENU SHE SAID SHE WOULD TAKE THE WHOLE THING




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