Mamma

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Your mama so fat that when she wore a green costume they declared a new
continent.

Your mama so fat that when she sent her underwear to the dry cleaners they
said "sorry we don't clean circus tents."

Your mama so dumb that she sold the car for petrol money.

Your mama teeth shine so much that you need glasses just to look at her.




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