Mama's are funny

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Ur mama is like a 5 ft basketball hoop...
everybody scores!!!

Your mama is like a vacum cleaner...

she sucks, she blows, then you put her back in the closet

Your mama is so fat...

when she steps on the scale it says 'to be continued'

when she wears high heals she strikes oil

your mama is so old...

she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

she has Moses's pager number

she broke the Liberty Bell

she owes Saint Peter a nickle




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