10 things to do at a plaza

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1. On the escalator, scream to someone, "HOLD ON!!! DON'T
PANIC!!!"

2. Go to a girl's clothing store, if you're a male, and ask the
cashier, "Do you have any D-cup Bras? I need one... err, I mean,
MY SISTER NEEDS ONE!" and run away.

3. Go to a senior citizen's shop, and start singing, "Who let
the dogs out?"

4. Do #3 without getting the crap kicked out of you by an old
fart.

5. When you come across a toy store, pick up a Pikachu doll, get
a fake lighter, and ask some kid; "Do you know how Pikachu died?"

6.When you see some fruity mascot, go up to him, scream real
loud in his face, then run up to a cop and say, "Mister, that
guy right there just molested me!" Watch the fun as the mascot
gets his ass arrested and beaten down by the cops.

7. Do #6, this time harrasing the fruit.

8. Go to the video store and ask if they have "Battlefield
Earth" in stock. Tell them you're willing to pay $100 for the
DVD. When they're through ringing it up, yell, "Why the hell are
you ripping me off? I expected to pay only 2 cents, not even,
for this piece of crap movie!"

9. BE CAREFUL DOING THIS ONE! IN FACT, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
When you see janitors delivering fire extinguishers, yell
"FIRE!!!"
and run for your life.

10. In the food restaurants, try some of the "20 things to do in
a fast food restaurant drive thru."




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