Would you like to dance?



A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"

The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."

The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."




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The women only hotel
Did it hurt?
Too dirty....
Wife has the last say
A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern
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FATTY!!
My Wife is Missing!
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I don't think so!



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