FATTY!!



Once this fat woman went to the movies and asked an innocent man "Is this seat taken?" and he said "No, your fine!" So then she sat down and the man went BOOSH!!!! 40 feet because the obese woman managed for her belly to smack him across the room! "OUCH! Hope he didn't die!" The woman said. (Started out as a comic!)




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The women only hotel
Did it hurt?
Too dirty....
Wife has the last say
A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern
My Wife is Missing!
nicks funfest
Girl At Bus Stop
Who wears the pants?
Fart mistake
Two men and a woman were survivors
God gives cars in heaven!
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car
Charity act
I don't think so!



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