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johnny walks in to the bathroom whenn mummy is in the shower and sees her breasts and vagina so he askes what is that mummy so the mum says it is a bush. then he askes what are those mummy so she says there headlights son. then johnny sees daddy in the shower and sees his penis and dad says it is a snake.

So the next morning mum & Dad are in the shower and johnny sees them and says "Quick , mum turn your headlights on Dads snake is goin into your bush




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