The twins



An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason.

The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids!! Are they twins?"

The horrible woman stopped shouting ,  just enough to say, "Hell, they' re not twins.... The older  is 9 and the other is 7!! Are you blind or just stupid??

"No madam...I'm' neither blind nor stupid....I just can't get that there's a man out there who had sex with you twice".




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