On the way back...



A father puts his son to sleep and lies down himself near his wife on the bed. Turns off the lights and as he was ready to fall asleep, his son wakes up;

-Daddy!

-What's the matter kid? worries the father.

-I'm thirsty, can you bring me a glass of water please?

-You could drink a glass of water before you go for sleep. says strictly the father and falls into bed again.

Five minutes later.

-Daddy, Daddy!

-What is it this time?

-I'm very thirsty, can I have a glass of water?

-I told you before! If you ever ask me again, you're going to be grounded!

Five more minutes later.

-Daddy...

-WHAT??

-Hmm... On your way back to punish me, can you bring me a glass of water?




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