Child sent to bed

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A small boy is sent to bed by his father....

[Five minutes later]

"Da-ad...."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

[Five minutes later]

"Da-aaaad...."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY....Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD...."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"






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