handicap henry and the talking animals



one day handicap henry went to the retarded zoo where monkys smoked pot and elephants were prositutes so he went to see the drunk pigs then he heard someone said eh want some beer so henry turned around and saw a aligater with a ciggerette bottle of beer henry said mommy said beer is 4 gay people and smoking gives u explosive diarea so the aligator pulls out a bannana and says ill pull the trigger henry said im handicap and i know bannanas dont shoot then henry left the retarded zoo soon as he left all the stoned animals died of explosive diarea or some shit like that the end




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