Four Worms and a Funeral

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Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a
jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third
worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!




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