What do you want outta Life?

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One day a teacher asked her class, "What do you want outta life?"
So a girl in the back raised her hand and said, "I want four things."
"what four things would those be?"Asked the teacher.
"I want a tiger in bed, a jaguar in the garage, a mink on my back, and a jackass to pay for it all."




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