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What a Dog Thinks vs. What a Cat Thinks


What a dog thinks:

My family loves me. They care for me and feed me. They scratch behind my ears and play my favorite games with me. They must be gods!

What a cat thinks:

My family loves me. They care for me and feed me. They scratch behind my ears and play my favorite games with me. I must be a god!




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