Three ducks arrive



Three ducks arrive at the Police station. In deciding why they're here, a police officer goes up to the first duck and says ''What's your name??'' The duck replies ''Quack''. The police officer then asks ''And why are you here ??'' The duck says ''For blowing bubbles in the pond.'' ''Blowing bubbles in the pond!! That's illegal!! That's a $50.00 fine!!'' The duck agrees to pay the fine.

The police officer goes up to the second duck and says ''What's your name??'' The duck replies ''Quack Quack''. The police officer then asks ''And why are you here??'' The duck says ''For blowing bubbles in the pond.'' ''Blowing bubbles in the pond!! That's illegal!! That's a $50.00 fine!!'' The duck agrees to pay the fine.

The police officer goes up to the third duck and says ''And your name must be Quack Quack Quack.'' And the duck replies ''No, it's Bubbles.''




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