The pig and the sheep

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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says " That's the fat pig I've been sleeping with when I'm not sleeping with you."

His wife gets a confused look on her face and states " but honey that's not a pig its a sheep."

Her husband says " Shut up pig I'm talking to the sheep!"




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