The bear and the rabbit



a male bear an a male rabbit r walkin through the junglewen they come across a frog the frog says ill give u both three wishes the bear says i wish all the bears in this area were female bears the rabbit says i wish for a helmet*poof*the rabbit gets the helmet so the bear is convinced the bear says i wish that all bears in scotland were female bears the rabbit says i wish for a motor bike the bear is convinced wen the rabbit gets the helmet the bear then says i wish that all the bears in the world were female bears the rabbit is driving off wen he shoutes bak I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY




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