Petshop



A woman walks into a petshop and sees a
beautiful parot that costs 50 dollars.
she asks the manager why so little?
he replies, "it came from a house of prostitution, and has kind of a vulgar mouth.
she decides to buy it anyways. she brings it
in her house and sets it's cage by the front
door. the bird says, "new house, new maddam.
then her daughters come home from school.
the bird says, "new house, new maddam, new girls. the woman gets a little worried.
then her husband comes home from work.
the bird says, "hi Gary!"




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