Naughty Parrot!



A lady had a problem with her Parrot cause she says all the time:"I'm so horny, do you want to get it on?".

Without knowing what to do, she turns to her Church Community Priest.

-Father, what am I going to do with my Parrot? People coming in and out of my house are listening to the things she says... can you imagine?

-Don't worry, he calms her, I think I know what you can do. I have two very religious parrots who are praying night and day and read the Bible. Get your female parrot to join them and she'll change her repertoire for sure.

-That's a good idea father!

Happy,  the woman ran and brought her parrot to him.

The priest puts her immediately to the cage with the two religious parrots.

The minute he does, the female parrot says to the other two;

-"Oh, I'm so horny! Do you want us to get it on?"

Then, the one parrot looks at the other and says;

-Peter, through the Bible away... Our prayers worked out!!!!




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