Little pigs

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The first little pig walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the restroom. "Right down that hallway, the first door to your right. You can't miss it," says the bartender.

The second little pig walks into the bar, and asks for directions to the restroom. "Right down that hallway, the first door to your right. You can't miss it," says the bartender.

The third pig walks in, and follows suit. As does the fourth. The fifth little pig walks in, and before he is given a chance to speak, the bartender says, "Do you need directions to the restroom too?"

"No," says the fifth little pig. "I'm going to go wee wee wee all the way home."




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