It's a horse thing...

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.
Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
What is a thespian pony?
A little horse play
Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere.




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