IM GOING



One day a guy walked into a pet shop and a guy walked up and
said" Would you like a animal that can talk and do all of your
chores"
the guy thought a moment and said "Sure i would" they walked
around
the corner and it was a centiepiede in a cage this is our best
one we have sir ill take it the guy said then he left to go
home when he got there he said to the centepiede to go get some
milk the centipede walked
directly outthe door the guy waited 30 mins. not back yet 45
mins not
back now an hour the guy got up walked to his door and opened it
he looked down
and saw him what are you doing the guy said then the centepiede
said im going im going im
tieing my shoes




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