Here, Piggy, Piggy

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An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer
would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs
screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the
house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there.
So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.




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