Funny Crocodile



One day there was a wite dude, a black dude, and a mexican.They all had to get home to their families.But when they came across a swmp they saw a crocodile.The black dude said "It's just a crocodile,I have to get home!" So he went down in the muck,but the crocodile ate him.Then the wite dude did the same and got eaten. But when the mexican went into the muck the crocodile didn't move.When the mexican asked why,the crocodile said "I ate one of yall last week and my butt is still burning!"




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