Cobra worries...



The mommy Cobra with her little son are taking a "walk". The little cobra asks;

-Mommy, are we poisonous?

-Yes, we are. Why you ask?

The little cobra asks again;

-Are you sure that we're poisonous?

-Yes I am! says the mom with pride.

The little one asks again;

-Are you very very sure that we're very poisonous?

-Damn sure! We're the most poisonous snakes in the whole world! But why you ask?

The little cobra burst into tears;

-Cause I bit my tongue a bit before!!!!




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