A man staggers into an emergency room

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball......stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!"




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