3 Blind Mice



Three mice walk into a bar and sit down, one right after the
other. They order a round of Vodka for themselves and start to
talk.

The first mouse guzzles the drink and says, "I set off mouse
traps just for fun."

Then the second mouse drinks his and says, "Oh yeah? I ground up
those poison pills they try to give us and snort 'em."

Then, the third mouse gulps down his drink, puts his coat on,
and walks out. The other two mice yell, "Where in the Hell do
you think you're goin'?"

The mouse replys: "To go fuck the cat."




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