Three wishes

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A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, 'I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one.'

- Me first! says the paralegal. I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise.

Poof! She's gone.

- Me next! says the associate. I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.

Poof! He's gone.

- You're next, the Genie says to the partner.

The partner says:

- I want those two back in the office after lunch.'




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