heaven

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al gore, monet, and einstein went to heaven. but since there are
so many people trying to sneak into heaven, St. Peter has to
guard the gates of heaven. he sees einstein and asks him "how
can you prove that you are who you say you are?" einstein takes
a piece of chalk and writes his most difficult theories of
reletivity on a chalkboard. St. Peter says "ok, einstein, come
on in." Monet takes the chalk and draws a beautiful picture of a
sunset. St. Peter says, "ok, Monet, come on in." he turns to
Gore and says, "well, monet and einstein proved they were who
they said they were. how are you going to prove YOURself?" Gore
puts on a blank, stupid look and says, "who's einstein, and who
the hell is Monet?" St. Peter says, "ok, Gore, come on in!"




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