3 Boys Saved Bill Clinton's Life



Three kids were walking down a dirt path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Bill Clinton drowing. The three boys save Bill
Clinton. Bill Clinton is so pleased that they saved his life he
decided to give each one of them a request. The first boy said,
"Chicks, lots of hot chicks." The second boy said, "Candy, lots
of candy." And the third boy said, "A coffin next to Grants
tomb." Bill Clinton asked why he wanted a coffin next to Grant's
tomb, and the boy said, "When my dad finds out that I saved your
life he is going to kill me."




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