Which World Leaders to Choose?

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It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Here
are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologers. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps untill
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any
extra-marital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

And the candidates are:

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt

Candidate B is Winston Churchill

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler

So...what makes a leader a good leader??




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