Bill Clinton - Similarities



Q: What does golf and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both appeal to old men, and they can both get a hole in
one.

Q: What do Bill Clinton and the toilet have in common?
A: They can both see things they shouldn't be looking at.

Q: What do the Oval Office and the Yankee Stadium have in common?
A: They both get a lot of action.

Q: What do the Titanic and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: They both went down.

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with a cow?
A: You can get liquid from either one.

Q: What does Monica Lewinski and a whore have in common?
A: not much-the whore gets the whole deal instead of the thing
that sucks.




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