3 Parachutes 4men



George Bush, a hippy, bill Gates, and a priest are on an
airplane. The airplane starts to crash and there's only 3
parachutes. George Bush said "I'm the president the American
people can't live without me," so he grabs a parachute and
jumps. bill Gates said "I'm the smartest richest person in the
world I have to live." So he grabs a parachute and jumps. It was
down to the priest and the hippy and the priest said "It's
better to give than to receive take the last parachute," and the
Hippy said No man, it's all good... Bill Gates grabbed my back
pack.




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