I feel like a newborn baby

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Two old guys were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. One says, "You know, Im 84 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. Youre about my age. How do you feel?"

The other guy says, "Oh, I feel like a newborn baby."

"Really," says the first guy.

"Yep," says the second one. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants."




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