An old man at the insurance company!



A 97 year old man goes in the insurance and says to the insurer:
- "Hello my son. I want to have a life insurance policy."
Perplexed by the old man, the insurer asks:
- "Sorry for the indiscretion, but why do you want to make life insurance?"
- "You know my son I will travel with my father in Europe."
Even more perplexed the insurer, asks:
- "Again, sorry, but how old is your father?"
- "127. "
- "127? And what will you do in Europe?"
He answers:
- "We will go to the wedding of my grandfather."
Even more shocked the insurer asks:
- "And how old is your grandfather?"
- "He is .... Oh, 150."
And the insurer ready to hear everything now, asks:
- "Oh well, how come your grandfather wants to get married at this age?"
- "Bullshit, you know his parents are pressing him!"




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